Friday, May 27, 2005


Friday semen blogging

Here's an update on one of our previous Friday postings:

Ex-Dentist Gets Probation in Semen Case

The Associated Press
Wednesday, May 25, 2005; 9:58 PM

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A former dentist accused of using syringes to squirt his semen into the mouths of female patients was sentenced to probation on seven assault charges Wednesday though he refused to say he was guilty.

John Hall entered the Alford plea _ under which a defendant acknowledges there is enough evidence for a conviction without admitting wrongdoing _ at a hearing before Superior Court Judge Robert Ervin. He was charged with seven counts of misdemeanor assault on a female.

The interesting question to me is: what's this guy going to do with the rest of his life. I'm sure he'd planned to be a dentist for the next 20+ years, then float off into the sunset as a retiree. This has certainly shaken things up a bit. Hopefully he won't be a broken man, but can use this new opportunity to become something great! Like a really really good massage therapist, or Internet entrepreneur. Or the next John Waters. Or something.

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