Selfish Hedonist

I don't care how cute they are, the narration in March of the Penguins tries to impose compulsory heterosexuality on an animal that exhibits natural sexual diversity and I won't stand for it. Moreover, the anthropomorphism involved with ascribing emotions like "love" and "jealousy" to.....

Aww, who am I kidding! The damn birds really are cute. Hell, you could have Screech narrating the documentary in German over a background of Falco songs and I would still pay to see it. So very, very cute.

For those who see the amazing wonderment that is the journey of the emperor penguins and want to know whether it's a sign of god's existence, the answer is that it provides no proof one way or the other.

For those who are curious as to whether global warming will threaten the amazing wonderment that is the journey of the emperor penguins, the answer is maybe.

For those who wonder whether there are more colonies of emperor penguins than the one shown in the film, the answer is "yes, obviously, you would have to be an idiot to even have that question in your fool head, Jonathan."

For those who want to know what the utlimate message of the film is, the answer is, like every other film:

Bush is a very, very, very bad president.