Friday, July 08, 2005
Friday semen blogging
Tip of the hat to my coblogger for his huge HUGE win yesterday. When he bursts into superstardom in about a week or so, hopefully he'll remember us. In fact, perhaps he could change some lyrics around? "Oh say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave! O'er the land of the free, and selfish hed'nist dot com!"
Okay! On to what we've all been waiting for, this week's installment of Friday semen blogging.... Our story this week was sent to us by our New Zealand correspondent, where apparently people uttering phrases like this are commonplace:
The speaker ("stud master" Michael House) then goes onto say, "I would like ... to take advantage of that propensity."
I'm glad to live in the good ole You Ess of 'ey, where such filth is scrubbed from family publications.
Read the whole article. It's really rather sickening - an "All About Eve" tale of trust, betrayal, and heartbreak. And lots and lots of semen.
Okay! On to what we've all been waiting for, this week's installment of Friday semen blogging.... Our story this week was sent to us by our New Zealand correspondent, where apparently people uttering phrases like this are commonplace:
"He will give you a bucket of semen every second day"
The speaker ("stud master" Michael House) then goes onto say, "I would like ... to take advantage of that propensity."
I'm glad to live in the good ole You Ess of 'ey, where such filth is scrubbed from family publications.
Read the whole article. It's really rather sickening - an "All About Eve" tale of trust, betrayal, and heartbreak. And lots and lots of semen.
