Monday, June 20, 2005



When the president says:

Some may disagree with my decision to remove Saddam Hussein from power, but all of us can agree that the world's terrorists have now made Iraq a central front in the war on terror. By making their stand in Iraq, the terrorists have made Iraq a vital test for the future security of our country and the free world.

What he means is:

Isn't it great that hundreds of Iraqis are dying every month thanks to me?!? Plus dozens of Americans?!?!?!?!? What a brilliant person I am!!!

And when Rep. Bob Etheridge (D-NC) says in response:

Farm families have tight budgets, and most don't have access to employer retirement accounts such as 401K plans. In fact, three out of four farmers fund their own retirement. They depend on Social Security when the crop yield is low or the weather is bad.

What he means is:

I'm too much of a pussy to call George Bush a war criminal. Which he is. Plus, his social securty privatization something something something....

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