Friday, April 15, 2005
Friday semen blogging
Special birthday edition...
I love it when government officials talk dirty:
I would give up my worldly possessions (consisting of a travel coffee mug and a hand-me-down tennis racquet) in order to be able to contemplate, in an official capacity, for the benefit of my fellow citizens of this great country, what constitutes a "safe distance" between a prostitute and a horse. I'm guessing it would be ... arm's length?
I love it when government officials talk dirty:
Emphasis added.Under New Chief, FCC Considers widening its reach
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"Yet the majority concludes that the program, in which a prostitute is hired to sexually arouse a horse by removing her blouse and to extract semen from the horse, is not indecent because the prostitute is never seen actually touching the horse. Despite my colleagues' assurance that there appeared to be a safe distance between the prostitute and the horse, I remain uncomfortable. I respectfully dissent."
I would give up my worldly possessions (consisting of a travel coffee mug and a hand-me-down tennis racquet) in order to be able to contemplate, in an official capacity, for the benefit of my fellow citizens of this great country, what constitutes a "safe distance" between a prostitute and a horse. I'm guessing it would be ... arm's length?
