Thursday, February 17, 2005


Judge a pig competition?! But I'm no supergenius! Or are I?

This was forwarded on by a faithful reader...

Policeman resigns over suggestive photos
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A policeman has resigned after 100 photos of barely clad men were found in his home. An investigation of former patrolman Charles Broshous was begun after a gay dancer reported being arrested and forced to strip to a "satin leopard G-string" while Broshous photographed him.

This just goes to show you how bizarre places like Colorado Springs are. I mean, I've lived in LOTS of places, and have been arrested and forced to strip to a "satin leopard G-string" while being photographed by the arresting officer LOTS of times. And not only did I not feel a need to complain about it ... but by writing about it afterwards, I was able to pay off my student loans!

But in uptight Colorado Springs, the gay dancers feel a moral obligation to turn the guy in.

The best part of the article is the end:

Investigators said that, among other things, Broshous issued an unusually high number of tickets for underage drinking. He would order offenders to remove their shirts, saying he was looking for tattoos.

Hey! Whatever works.

Note: this is part two of my "make the titles of all posts Simpsons quotes." We'll see how long it lasts.

Yay! I'm a faithful reader, yo!
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