Selfish Hedonist

Atrios has his cats, I have my semen.

I know many of you have already seen this little tidbit:

Court: Man can sue over 'surprise' pregnancy

Some of the better quotes:

If a woman performs oral sex on a man, leaves the room, secretly uses that sperm to impregnate herself, then sues the man for child support, is that "extreme and outrageous" conduct?

Yes it is, the Illinois Appellate Court ruled this week.

And then there's this classic:

"he's got to be more careful what he does with his semen"

And finally:

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," Hartman wrote. "There was no agreement the original deposit would be returned upon request."

You just know Abdon M. Pallasch won some sort of bet over who got to cover this awesomeness for the Sun-Times. WOW!

Have a great weekend everyone!