Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Please don't sue!
This was simply RIPPED OFF in its entirety from the Ironic Times:
| FEATURE: |
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| March 2003 Presence of Iraqi WMD force U.S. to invade. |
| March 2003 We win hearts and minds of Iraqis by bombing their cities. |
| April 2003 We're greeted as liberators, same 20 Iraqis trucked to multiple locations to dance in the streets. |
| April 2003 Rest of citizens express their joy by widespread looting. |
| May 2003 “Mission Accomplished.” |
| June 2003 U.S. promises to restore power, water real soon. |
| July 2003 “Bring 'em on!” |
| Dec. 2003 We crush handful of dead-enders still resisting by capturing Saddam. We will restore power, water soon. |
| Spring, 2004 We crush insurgency in Sunni areas, continue search for WMD. |
| Spring 2004 We crush insurgency again by torturing prisoners at Abu Ghraib. |
| June 2004 Interim government takes over, Iraq now free. |
| Summer 2004 We totally crush insurgency in Sunni areas, eyes peeled for WMD. |
| Fall 2004 We annihilate insurgency in Sunni areas, promise to restore water, etc. |
| Winter, 2005 No WMD. What the hell. |
| Winter, 2005 Free elections everywhere but in Sunni areas, where we prepare to restore water, etc., and totally stomp, crush, etc. |
